Mothers Secret Training Camp

Mothers all seem to tell the same lies and warnings to their children. It doesn't matter where in the world you are - they all speak the same language. My theory is that they all attend a secret training camp, where they learn how to frighten their children into behaving in a certain way. The Pneumonia warning could be the first of many cartoons. I'm thinking, carrots in the dark, clean underwear myth - there's loads of them. Send in your own, and if I get enough I will draw a cartoon about it.