You can polish a turd

It's been a while since I had a pop at Estate Agents. I should really, in the interest of fairness, also have a pop at used car salesmen, and double glazing salesmen. But it's estate agents that really know how to dress up something. There's an amusing thread on this forum, about all the dross the EA's come out with. Deceptively spacious (it has BIG cupboards), Low maintenance garden (it's 4 paving slabs) and so on.
Have added a few things to the sidebar. A language translator, being the most useful - so now anyone can read my ramblings. Unfortunately, there's no translator for my terrible spelling or grammar.