Cutty Sark Cartoon.

Yes, it's taken me all this time to think of a suitable Cutty Sark cartoon gag. When this news broke, I wasn't really in the position to sit down and think of cartoons. Watching HIGNFY last night, they were talking about it. I didn't steal this gag idea from them, but when I scribbled it down in my notebook, I was sat there hoping that Merton or Hislop wouldn't have the same idea that I'd just had. Fortunately for me Merton insisted on repeating his suspicions about the Duke Of Edinburgh being involved in the fire - and didn't mention B&Q decking.