Shopping Hell

I have to confess that I hate shopping. Any kind of shopping apart from stationery, and computer shopping. Clothes shopping is the worst kind of torture for any man. Men walk into a clothes shop, decides which colour jeans to buy, in which size, and then chooses the cheapest T-shirt being sold. Job done. Women will browse for hours, try things on, buy things that she knows she'll never wear, and then go into the first shop that she went into, to buy the first thing she looked at. Any suggestions offered by the man will get responses like; "I wouldn't even let my mother wear that". We just can't win.